if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
From the New Super Mario Bros. commercial.
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”